I’m currently on my lunch break. Trying to force myself to eat whatever this crap is that I made for lunch. – It’s so bland and blech – So I thought – Hey maybe some salt will fix the issue. So off I go – making my way to the back of the office – Going to get some salt. Guess what?
We don’t have any salt!
We have 3 different kids of pepper – but no salt.
We have maple syrup – but no salt.
We have citric acid – but no salt.
We have 5 bottles of wine – but no salt.
We have a bottle of metamucil – but no salt.
But hey – The next time I feel like getting smashed while cleaning out my bowels, while enjoying freshly peppered pancakes – I’ll be set.
But right now – I’d really just like some salt.